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Sholomenko? Don't be a kook. You know, of course, Yegor Pogrom himself jumped out of the window just before Sholomenko announced the bio-utilization of Russian trash. What are you talking about, "Zloi" Puzik's last name ends in "-ik" - it's a coincidence! What? What else is HOG? Hohol Occupational Government? Don't be silly.
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FAQ
Short answers to the most common questions before placing an order.
How does delivery in Ukraine work?
We ship orders across Ukraine with Nova Poshta. After you place an order, the manager checks the details and confirms the shipment.
Do you ship abroad?
Yes, international delivery is available. We confirm the final timing and shipping cost after reviewing the order.
When do I receive payment details?
After the manager reviews the order, we send confirmation and the most convenient payment option.
How does the UBD discount work?
If your account has a confirmed UBD discount, you will see the regular price crossed out and the discounted price shown separately.
What if the item is out of stock?
If an item is no longer available, we will contact you and offer a replacement, a delay, or another convenient option.